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Buck crap.



Hey!!! ''Girls Gone Wild'' sounds interesting...
Julio.
----- Original Message -----
From: Joseph Buck <josephbuck@hotmail.com>
To: <Loopers-Delight@annihilist.com>
Sent: Monday, May 17, 1999 1:58 PM
Subject: Further Testamonial


> Dear Valued Generic Corporation,
>
> About a year ago I was down on my luck. I lived paycheck to paycheck,
never
> knowing when I would get out of debt. Never knowing IF, for that matter.
> Then I stumbled into Homewreckers Needed! The plan seemed simple enough:
> Send Buck gear, get his appreciation.
>
> I really had nothing to lose. So I figured ... why not?
>
> So I tried this out. Some of the stuff I sent him was actual gear, e.g.
> computers, VCRs, printers; but mostly I sent him various services. These
> jockables ranged from designing his magazine, to rewriting "Send Buck
Gear"
> proposals he was sending out to the great corporations of America. I was
> sending him so many jockables that I finally signed up for a special
program
> that, with each jockable I sent him, would let me earn miles toward a 
>free
> trip to Pasadena. This was the "Fact-Checkin'-Cuz" program.
>
> And ever since, my life has been enriched. I'm still in debt, still 
>living
> paycheck to paycheck, down a few computers, and still waiting for him to
pay
> his share of the "Girls Gone Wild" video we ordered, but at least now I
can
> spend my lunch hours and evenings making sure Buck can receive more gear.
>
> Thank you, Buck!
>
>
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