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RE: Getting a Digitech Space Station fixed...
HO!!! You make joke!!
On Fri, 6/10/16, David Mason <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
Subject: RE: Getting a Digitech Space Station fixed...
Date: Friday, June 10, 2016, 2:04 PM
IZ em gradutz of Zbeckzistan
Zxool, yez, btz nedz to zee wife firzt.
If uz pztege ztemps glue
zcurly zo zhe
ntz zweat ze ztempz off. Heff donkyz alredz.
Date: Sun, 5 Jun
2016 22:06:49 +0200
Subject: Getting a
Digitech Space Station fixed...
OK... times up!
While all the pretty young things were lying in
parks sunning their honey-tanned silky smooth skin, and
sipping Prosecco nibbling strawberries and whispering sweet
nothings to the sounds of distant summery jazz... I was in
the stinking sweat hole with a soldering iron, knee deep in
long lengths of taut slippery cable, flux, and a fucking
dead Digitech Space Station.
Don't get me wrong, its been
dead a while, but like your first love.. she's always
lying in the corner, staring up at me... covered in shit and
starting to smell. (or maybe thats the pizza box next to
everything I could to revive it today, all manner of
components were measured, Power supplies were swapped and
hard resets performed multiple times...
So... if you please... who the fuck?
In the whole fucking fuck of the world, and I mean fucking
anywhere.. do I send this to get it fixed?
If theres a guy in Uzbekistan that only accepts
3 Space Stations per decade, and only then if you let him
have 25 minutes with your wife... I tell ya... she´ll be on
a flight tomorrow... or a donkey if the village don't
have an easily accessible air strip...
Please help... my will is ebbing