Looking for A Female Voc/Lyrcst in Center City Philadelphia - Pleae, if you must, flame me privately for the length of this post, please :)

[jprice@intcpi.com (John Price)]

Trips to Mars And Back for FREE!!!    

Ahemmm....

"THE DIVINE SPIRIT OF THE ARMY OF MARS"
          ( AOM for short )
 
HAS CLAIMED OLDE CITY, PHILADELPHIA AS 

ITS EARTHLY BASE OF IMPERIAL ASCENT: 

NEW RECRUITS ARE NEEDED ASAP !!!!!

WE HAVE SECRETLY RETURNED TO EARTH AFTER 

A 3000 YEAR ABSCENCE!!!

2 very Normal (but ugly looking by 

Earthly standards)/different thinking Martian Males 

in an All Original " Spacey Dance Fusion Band " 

(We're a mix of Analog & heavy Digital sounding 

Loop Stuff ) Seek a visually oriented (*Drug Free*) 

Strong Talent, Paradoxical, Mystical/Spiritual,

Female Voc/Lyricist w/ keen pop sensibilities 

avoiding obvious cliches, heavy into structure

and abandon, (**transcending influences to the 

point that they are irrelevant or untraceable **), 

Ruler of an ultra smart set of instincts and a 

positive mind set that ain't in the least bit 

cynical. You're mature ( 25 & up the Biggest plus! 

We're all between 28-30 Earth years ourselves), 

You live in Downtown Philly, You have a sincerely 

complex but engaging personality, You're into LOTS 

of DIFFERENT styles of Music and Ethnic Expressions, 

You're Extremely/Mega Open Minded beyond all reasonable 

sanity plus you're full of what you consider to be truly 

brilliant and magnificent musical(NON-mUSICAL) and 
creative/subversive/theatrical ideas. You dare to 

Believe that you could pull all of this STUFF ofF 

seamlessly provided the right types of celestial 

creatures were working closely with you. You're a 

very talented writer and can deliver an engaging 

performance THAT the entire galaxy can marvel at 

for centuries to come. You've waited most of your 

Life for this moment because you knew someday 

"The Divine Spirit of The Army of Mars" would 

arrive yet again on The Planet Earth.

You have a deep & burning desire to be in

one band for however long its gonna be good, 

You're someone who understands subtlety/restraint 

and you're eager to embrace an alternative to 

the "alternative/indie thang" but at a level that 

is beyond rock's current pallette of "tin eared" rehashes. 

You're bored by what you see and hear In the LoCal 

"ScEne" but you're clearly not JadEd,... you're just 

sick of all "tHE Scenes". You're deeply motivated to do 

something else. Optional: iDEALLY You hated the 70's 

but you do recall watching Space 1999 an awful lot. 

You can't stand the thought of being in a "local band" 

that sounds... well..."local". You also have a great 

deal of patience and a gREAT sense of humor.  

UnDERStANd We two "Martians" are  truly an ugly bunch 

but damn good players, come join WITH us NOW!! 

***IF you've read ALL OF this LONGWINDED vErBIAGE THIS 

far!!, You might as well run to the nearest earthly phone 

or get on the net & make contact with us: 

John Price 215.592.9963 phone,  
jprice@intcpi.com, E-Mail.