Einstein's Physics Refuted: Matter Escapes From Black Hole!

[Ray Peck <rpeck@no-spam-rpeck.com>]

Monday, September 14, 11:53 Pacific Daylight Time

Einstein's Physics Refuted: Matter Escapes From Black Hole!

LOS ALTOS, Calif., Sept. 14 /LoopNewsWire/ -- There were confirmed
reports today of the refutation of one of the basic tenets of
relativistic physics.  A number of bodies of matter, known to insiders
as "Looper's Delight CD No. 1", were seen entering a United States Post
Office after being ejected from a small, dense black hole known as "the
Peck house".  Bystanders were shocked and amazed to witness this event,
long held by experts to be so unlikely as to be essentially impossible
to occur within our lifetimes.  The chunks of matter, which are on a set
of trajectories toward "The Creators", are expected to arrive at their
destinations within days' time.

"It's likely to be possible to jar loose more of these particles in the
coming days", said one knowledgable bystander.  "The process required
that we generate a minimum of 200 of the attached decorative motifs,
which could also be ejected quickly by the black hole, either in single
units, or more likely in larger groups."


Contact Information:

For more information on this sighting and future such sightings, contact
The Peck Black Hole Institute at the address as explained below.  The
Institute is not currently monitoring broadcast communications.

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