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Dear looprz,
I just got the following (whooly unsolicitated) advert
in my spambox. It looks like another must-get-it
accessory to my panaceaic againinator. I don't know
if it's shipping yet or not, though.
Simran
>Snoring problems? Let Snore Eliminator's all natural
>ingredients help you keep your audience's attention!
>
>Is snoring drowning out the subtle passages of your loops?
> No more sleepless nights with Snore Eliminator!!
>
>Let your family sleep again by using the Snore Eliminator!
>
>Do you know someone with a snoring problem? Snore
>Eliminator will help them and they will love you for it.
>
>Improve your sexual performance by reducing snoring and
>thus increasing oxygen to your body!!
>
> ...
>
> The noise is caused by a vibration in the soft palate as
>the lungs pull hard to take in a weakened current of
>incoming air. This blockage may result from any number of
>circumstances, and these offer clues to get rid of the >problem.
>
>Snoring is also more than likely to occur among people who
>sleep in their seats; the tongue falls back toward the
>throat and partly closes the airway.
[Note: this does sound a lot liek throat singing. Perhaps
we should just sample the audience when they
snore.]
>
>Snoring decreases sexual performance by half, due to lack
>of oxygen to the brain which decreases sexual
>responsiveness.
[Note: the other half is decreased by the fact that they are
asleep!]
> ...
>
>TESTIMONIALS from several of our satisfied customers:
>
>Looopenzo writes...
>
>I am having a good nights sleep, finally. I used to wake
>myself up during the performance which was a real bummer as I
>would not always go back to sleep. Sleeping through the
>entire second set is great. Thanks a lot Snore Eliminator.
>PS: My girlfriend loves it as much or more than I do.
> ...
>How to Use Snore Eliminator:
>Open your mouth
>Hold the 4oz bottle about four inches from your audience
>Spray one or two application onto the back of the crowd.
>