Re: Againinator beta problems?

[Mark <sine@zerocrossing.net>]

As a cybernetic device, we took full advantage of the ability of the 
Againinator
to make "choices" about the music it loops.  We found that with most new
technologies, music produced can often take too much advantage of the 
wiz-bang
factor, so we "raised" the Againinators to respond negatively toward bad 
music.

In future updates, the Againinator will also be able to make commentary, 
in the
form of biting, about your clothes.  We've had a few fatalities when 
testing
this feature on spandex pants and tee-shirts with silk screens of tuxedos 
on
them, so we're still in beta on that version.  At Electros, our hope is to 
not
only make loop based music easier to create, but better.  Our ultimate 
goal is
to have enough Againinator owners group together and form an army that 
will band
against Time/Warner, bringing it down like the stinking pigs that they are.
This will hopefully coincide with the colonization of Mars.  (As an 
offshoot of
this new technology, the Againinator is ideally suited for extremely harsh
environments)

Dr. Eldon Tyrell
Product Development
Electros Inc.

shreeswifty wrote:

> I consulted the FAQ that came with my model
> and it says this version not compatible with "The Elder" or "Frehley's
> Comet"
>
> plaster caster worked fine though
>
> Pat Pagano, Director
> South East Just Intonation Society
> http://indians.australians.com/meherbaba/
> http://www.screwmusicforever.com/SHREESWIFT/
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Martin Shellard <m.shellard@ntlworld.com>
> To: <Loopers-Delight@loopers-delight.com>
> Sent: Saturday, June 30, 2001 8:15 AM
> Subject: Re: Againinator beta problems?
>
> > Yes you have a fully functioning unit, these "easter egg" features will
> only
> > be announced upon final release (conservative estimate June 2007-2015).
> > The lack of a manual is a feature of the easy to use UI.
> >
> > For safety reasons:
> >
> > ?   Always ensure you have both feet on the ground when using) or 
>planning
> > to buy) the unit.
> > ?   Keep all pets well away from the Againinator, especially when in
> overdub
> > mode
> > ?   Under no circumstances should you try to loop "Love Gun" the
> > repercussions will be....unpredictable.
> >
> >
> > Martin Shellard
> >
> >
> > > From: John Tidwell <wedgehed@yahoo.com>
> >
> > > Dear Gern,
> > >
> > > Thank you for allowing me to beta test the
> > > Againinator.
> > >
> > > Last night while attempting to loop some Ace Frehley
> > > riffs, the Againinator exhibited the following
> > > behavior:
> > >
> > > a) 30 seconds into "I Want To Rock & Roll All Night,
> > > (And Party Every Day)", the Againinator launched
> > > itself from the rack, knocking me to the floor.
> > >
> > > (I was already off balance as I was doing a leg
> > > kick.)
> > >
> > > b) it then proceeded to eat the big shoes off my feet.
> > >
> > > c) indulged in carnal knowledge with my cat.
> > >
> > > d) relieved itself in my headphones.
> > >
> > > My beta unit did not come with a manual. Is the unit
> > > functioning properly?
> > >
> > > John
> >