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Ain't it the truth?

Three men die and go to heaven to be judged. They are met by St. Peter

who goes over their records and agrees to let them in. St. Peter turns

to the first guy and asks: What was your annual income? The man replies

$300,000 a year. St. Peter then asked what his job was and the man

replied that he was a doctor. He then turns to the second guy and asks

the same question. The man replies that his annual income was $150,000

and that he was a lawyer. He then turns to the third guy and asks what

his annual income was. The man replies $7000. St. Peter looks at him and

says "What instrument did you play?"