Re: WWOT, and no loop content. (Repetitive though) was Re: SERIOUS VIRUS WARNING FOR YOU PERSONALLY!!!

[Mark Sottilaro <sine@zerocrossing.net>]

On Tuesday, November 27, 2001, at 12:23 PM, Jonathan El-Bizri wrote:

>
>> Lose Outlook and you'll never get a virus again.
>> (Lose Windows and you'll be a happier person but
>> that's a big wrench for most people.)
>>
>
> So what do you use? Wait, what choice do we have? Do you mean... a MAC? 
> But,
> what if I'm not ready for that? I'm not sure if I'm man enough to be 
> part of
> the Saturn driving crew. I did eat some quiche for breakfast, though...
>       

That's right Jon.  Perhaps you're still not ready.  Not everyone is made 
for such an advanced OS.  Remember the Prime Directive on Star Trek?  
It's something like that.

>> very little interest in making them secure) I have
>> never gotten a virus.
>>
>
> What??? I've NEVER heard that before!! Wow!! Why is it that no-one macs
> virus for the mac? Could it be that macs are inherently superior in 
> every
> way? What about their users? Do they never get a cold, either? Are they 
> also
> inherently superior members of a master race? Do you think we know 
> something
> they don't?

We mean no harm.  If we wanted to kill you, you'd already be dead.  
We're only here to study you.

>
>> The fix is in with the media and they never tell
>> you this fact...
>
> Naturally, it's part of the grand plot to stomp down macs and their 
> users.
> All run by Bill, and the Taliban, of course. I hear that he sleeps with 
> the
> devil. Or perhaps Steve Jobs.
>

Actually, it was an anamatronic Ethel Merman.  Weird, eh?

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