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----- Original Message ----- From: "Daniel Stinton" <DanielStinton@centro.org.uk> To: <onelessthannone@blueyonder.co.uk>; <gordongj@blueyonder.co.uk> Sent: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 10:12 AM Subject: FW: Airplane > > > > > > > > > > A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he > > glances > > > > up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon > > realises > > > > she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous > > anticipation > > > > washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. > > > > Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or > > > > vacation?". > > > > "Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states. > > > > Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. > > > > Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT >next > > to > > > > him > > > > and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain > > his > > > > outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this > > > > convention?" > > > > > > > > "Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the > > popular > > > > myths about sexuality." > > > > "Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?" > > > > "Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men > > > > are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American > > > > Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth > > is > > > > that French > > > > men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek >descent." > > > > Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm > > sorry," > > > > she > > > > says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know > > your > > > > name!". > > > > > > > > "Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto >Papadopoulos" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This email transmission is strictly confidential and intended solely for the > addressee. It may contain information which is covered by legal, > professional or other privilege and no mistake in transmission is >intended > to waive or compromise such privilege. If you have received this > transmission in error please notify us as soon as possible. > >