Re: Top 10 Reasons Not To Give Kim $50.00

["Jimmy George Band" <jg@jimmygeorgeband.com>]

man that is really funny. i laughed till i cried! that's 150.00 so 
far...man
that's funny john! letterman quality...

jg
----- Original Message -----
From: John Tidwell <wedgehed@yahoo.com>
To: Loopers Delight <Loopers-Delight@loopers-delight.com>
Sent: Sunday, January 26, 2003 11:06 PM
Subject: Top 10 Reasons Not To Give Kim $50.00


> 1) never follows thru with promised lap dance
>
> 2) will just blow it on hair dye & scotch
>
> 3) might ruin his reputation as a starving artist
>
> 4) thinks U.S. Grant comes from the NEA
>
> 5) refuses to confirm if he "really digs Mao" or
>    "really digs mayo"
>
> 6) 50 bucks will buy 1 & 1/2 Danelectro pedals
>
> 7) try explaining a $50 Visa payment to "Kim" at
>    "Loopers-Delight" to your wife
>
> 8) stole EDP software from Bill Gates
>
> 9) might show up at your door wanting to "witness"
>
> 10)...............................................
>    ...............................................
>    ...I can't think of # 10 so I guess I'll have
>    to kick in $50.
>
> John
>
>
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> John Tidwell
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