Re: Let me into the mystical world of midi?

[Richard Sales <richard@glasswing.com>]

> > ps: anyone know how to get rid of demons?

Prayer and gnashing of teeth! If that doesn't work: grind a ten year old garlic up on your keyboard.  Make the sign of the cross in the dust (or a rough drawing of Ganesh if that's your preference)!  In addition, you can make a compote of wolfsbane and soak your guitar's MIDI pickup in it for seven hours and thirty three seconds.  No more or less or the spell doesn't work!  When you've done all of these, walk backwards out of your studio while reciting the words to the Hallelujah Chorus.  Best if it's loud enough that your neighbors (and angels) can hear you.  Take your manuals with you.  Go to your local coffee shop or bar (if so inclined), spend a day reading your manuals and drinking as needed.  Then return home when the fumes have passed.  

You will notice the fog that surrounded your equipment is gone.  The spirits have been purged.  The music will be magic from here on.

your friend 

Al Chemical

richard sales
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On 19-Jan-07, at 11:51 AM, cpr@musetrap.com wrote:
> > ps: anyone know how to get rid of demons?
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> > mark francombe
> > marks website is at www.markfrancombe.com he writes for www.furthernoise.org
> > and works at www.transformlearning.com
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