Can I just say that this is my favourite thread subject for 
  ages... what a great subject line... And a fascinating discussion. 
  
  So anyway, how does looping help me get chicks? 
  
  Only if you are hanging out at the Philosophy or 
  Art deparment at a local university!  :) Otherwise, you've just sprayed 
  yourself all over with a large whopping can of 
  "Girl-A-Away".