I vote for 2
God  I love my civic duty.  Hey, While I have your attention,
  I’d like to lead you all in a sing along of my favorite Elvis
tune, The Ghetto. I’ll sing lead and everyone just chime in on the
chorus. Everybody  ready? 
 a  1 a 2 a1234…..
As the snow flies 
On a cold and gray Chicago
mornin' 
A poor little baby child is born 
In the ghetto 
 
(everybody!) 
IN THE GHETTO
And his mama cries 
'cause if there's one thing that she don't need 
it's another hungry mouth to feed 
In the ghetto  
 
(just the lap top users) 
IN THE GHETTO
People, don't you understand 
the child needs a helping hand 
or he'll grow to be an angry young man some day 
Take a look at you and me, 
are we too blind to see, 
do we simply turn our heads 
and look the other way 
Well the world turns 
and a hungry little boy with a runny nose 
plays in the street as the cold wind blows 
In the ghetto 
 (ok now the hardware folks)
 IN THE GHETTO
And his hunger burns 
so he starts to roam the streets at night 
and he learns how to steal 
and he learns how to fight 
In the ghetto 
(woman and children only)
 IN THE GHETTO
Then one night in desperation 
a young man breaks away 
He buys a gun, steals a car, 
tries to run, but he don't get far 
And his mama cries 
As a crowd gathers 'round an angry young man 
face down on the street with a gun in his hand 
In the ghetto 
(everybody really big now)
IN THE GHETTO 
As her young man dies, 
on a cold and gray Chicago
mornin', 
another little baby child is born
 
 Thanks everyone, now can we get back to the normal topics,
please? Or am I going to have to ask everyone to keep singing  classic
songs with me? Don’t make me have to start singing El Paso by Marty Robbins,  OK?  That’s
a really long song.
Thanks
Bill