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From: "Rick Walker" <looppool@cruzio.com>
> Daryl asked:
> "Do your wares come in lime green?"
>
>
> Well, actually, since I have begun the 'answer' record to
> Translucent Dayglo Lime Green Plastic (my first and only
> live looping CD) which will be called
> Transcluent Dayglo Orange Plastic", I will be offering
> all of my wared in both lime green AND orange.
>
> That's just because that's the kind of guy that I am.
>
> and with variable mortgages raising at an alarming rate,
> you have me thinking about this Carlot/Harlot morph
> for my business.
>
> I have a friend in the goth scene who is a stripper who just
> got paid $30,000, room and board to go strip in Guam for
> three months.
>
> I'm thinking of doing this job myself.
>
> Don't you think the service men and women in Guam could use
> a middleaged topless looping guy with a middleaged gut to dance for them?
>
> I specialize in the Lambada, forbidden dance of LUV.
>
> HAWT!!!!!! HAWT!!!!!!!! HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>