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OT: Musician jokes

girl finds a frog in the woods.
frog says: kiss me, i am an enchanted jazz guitarist! i become famous and rich and we can split the money.
the girl puts the frog into her pocket.
frog says: why don't you kiss me?
girl says: are you crazy?!? i can make a lot more money with a speaking frog!
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2008 9:23 PM
Subject: Re: RE: Musician jokes



How do you get two violinists to play in tune?   Shoot one of them.


What's the difference between a frog walking down the street, and an accordion player walking down the street?    The frog might be going to a gig.