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Todd, so sad to hear of your
decline....
Once, I had only one EDP. Nay, before that, I
looped with a TEAC! Then, I heard about the *E D P*. The looping
device with god-like powers marketed by the Catholic Church, no wait, I mean
Gibson. Soon, I had sacrificed and saved and *bought* one. Only,
one! One is *enough*, I said to myself. My friends were happy for
me. Mostly, they pretended to understand why I enjoyed
looping.
Then...I wanted more....I began to feel that my
life was incomplete without a second EDP. Why, the things I could do with
two! And one day, a second EDP arrived. Hummm....I thought maybe I
recalled ordering it...but it was kind of fuzzy...certainly the charge appeared
on my credit card. My friends stopped talking to me. My social life
decayed.
That was several years ago. Now, I have a
Kyma system AND two EDPs AND ---... I have no friends....
Todd, it's NOT too late for you! Send that
second EDP back!
P.S. Congratulations!
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