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Godbox II

Godbox II is the all-new super-enhanced version... 

Whereas the original Godbox only evoked visions of mechanical madness and
stiff and unfeeling meandery...

Godbox II promises to evoke only the deepest of inspiration and heartfelt
expression. Open in it's architecture, promises to incorporate all upgrades
directly into the new malleoware (the perfect compromise between hardware
and software, which allows advances in both areas).

Whereas the original Godbox was thought to "Do-In" the competition...
Godbox II is designed to bring-in the competition and rewards all
contributors with both enhancements and compensation for their additions.

Godbox II features every feature anyone has ever asked for, including
instant adaptomizer, which immediately implements the ability to do
whatever your mind can think of.

Ships with an Infinobyte of memory which allows you to store every
loop/sequence you've ever done, and with the new patented
"Totallycoolloopdetectoware" automatically detects the coolest sections and
categorizes them according to speed, size, and beat structure, as well as
harmonic content. With the all new "Harmonofigure" feature, it also
suggests a myriad of totally cool scales and chords with which to
superimpose to your hearts content...

Also comes with the new "Toostifftobecool" software which lets you know
whenever your loops are cold, lifeless and dull (or feature really lame
cheeseball crudtone or endlessly out of tune sequences)... and flashes red,
blue and purple until you begin "feeling more" with your Godbox II.

The RETUNE feature has been purposely left out, because if it's too lame to
be favorably in tune in the first place... then it doesn't belong in a
Godbox. Bad sounding music is automatically routed to the "Burninhell"
feature which is a really cool endlessly smoldering twist (You'll love 
it!!!)

Along with the Infinobyte of ram that ships with the unit, it also comes
with a Neverlose Infigabyte hard disk system that automatically stores as
you go, including the fabulous new "Alreadymirrored" system to triple your
protect (if you don't have it in 3 places... then you don't have it).

The final feature of the Godbox II is that it is compassionately priced
according to your personal budget. Submit your personal budget, and a
Godbox II will arrive priced to perfection... (fully featured, of
course)... unless you lie.... then you receive only the "burninhell"
module... which is cool... but nowhere near the Heavens of...

                                        G O D B O X   I   I

Enjoy!

Peace, Love, & Music
James Musser
peaceland@earthlink.net

Lessons at:  http://home.earthlink.net/~peaceland/peaceland.htm
Underwater Traffic:  http://members.aol.com/utjam/ut.htm
Top 100 Unsigned Bands in L.A. '99 - Music Connection
Nominations:  Best South Bay Band '97 - Rock City News
Best Guitar '97 & Best L.A. Band '96 - LA Music Awards