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My Favorite.... Q.What happened to the bass player that locked his keys in the car? A. It took 2 hours to get the drummer out. Original Message: ----------------- From: Bill Fox billyfox@soundscapes.us Date: Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:07:03 -0400 To: Loopers-Delight@loopers-delight.com Subject: Musician Jokes Goddard, Duncan wrote: > & so on. I think it's time we had some lead guitarist jokes. they're > all wankers, after all. :-) How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to handle the bulb and four to talk about how they could have done it better. How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp? By putting music in front of him. Glad to oblige. What's the difference between a saxophone and a lawn mower? A1. You can tune a lawn mower. A2. Vibrato. (I'll leave it as an exercise for the reader to decide which one has it.) Cheers, Bill (sax, guitar, bass, keys) -------------------------------------------------------------------- mail2web.com – What can On Demand Business Solutions do for you? http://link.mail2web.com/Business/SharePoint