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Hey, this sounds like my kind of looping festival, the kind
that I can demand a lengthy contract stipulation from. Lets get started, 1.Guests, I’ll have plenty, so instead of giving me a
set number of comps, just let everyone in free who tells the doorman that they
are friends of Chillyb. 2. Perks, I really
want to see the Star Trek Experience, and Siegfried and Roy, if they ever start
up again, Cirque de Soliel , and the Liberace museum, Oh I almost forgot, is “Wicked”
still playing? I
think you could arrange to make that happen. 3. Whores, sorry If I offend you, the few women who populate
this list, but Vegas has ‘em, and I want ‘em, Please don’t
forward this e-mail to my wife, she wouldn’t understand. 4. Hey I like to gamble as much as the next guy, how about
setting me up at a roulette table in the Picasso room at the Bellagio 5. Catering, a dressing room full of ordinary cold cuts will
be trashed, so be warned. Wow me. 6. Payment in full in advance. 7. Penthouse suite, I want a view, end of story 8. A body guard, masseuse (see #3), and personal “pharmaceutical”
valet 9. A Hummer with quad sound system to cruise the strip in. Well I guess that just about does it, my lawyer will be
drafting a contract in the morning. Thanks Bill |