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please forgive bill.... he clearly forgot items 10 through 13.... it must be the meds 11. no blue M&M's..... 12. an 18" version of stonehendge... 13. a life size ice sculpture made in his image.... that urinates whiskey... =D fro From: billwalker@baymoon.com To: Loopers-Delight@loopers-delight.com Subject: Las Vegas International Live Looping Festival announced Date: Wed, 1 Apr 2009 21:24:55 -0700 Hey, this sounds like my kind of looping festival, the kind that I can demand a lengthy contract stipulation from. Lets get started, 1.Guests, I’ll have plenty, so instead of giving me a set number of comps, just let everyone in free who tells the doorman that they are friends of Chillyb. 2. Perks, I really want to see the Star Trek Experience, and Siegfried and Roy, if they ever start up again, Cirque de Soliel , and the Liberace museum, Oh I almost forgot, is “Wicked” still playing? I think you could arrange to make that happen. 3. Whores, sorry If I offend you, the few women who populate this list, but Vegas has ‘em, and I want ‘em, Please don’t forward this e-mail to my wife, she wouldn’t understand. 4. Hey I like to gamble as much as the next guy, how about setting me up at a roulette table in the Picasso room at the Bellagio 5. Catering, a dressing room full of ordinary cold cuts will be trashed, so be warned. Wow me. 6. Payment in full in advance. 7. Penthouse suite, I want a view, end of story 8. A body guard, masseuse (see #3), and personal “pharmaceutical” valet 9. A Hummer with quad sound system to cruise the strip in. Well I guess that just about does it, my lawyer will be drafting a contract in the morning. Thanks Bill Windows Live™: Keep your life in sync. Check it out. |